Growing My Luck

For some reason I can't seem to get a job to save my life. I'm really tired of trying. So, my mother has the bright idea for me to substitute teach... It scares me to death... I'm not a fan of kids in large numbers... But what if I really do like it and then I want to be a teacher and then I have to do a lot more schooling and then my parents won't pay for it and then I'll be stuck with degrees that don't do anything... Bah on Life.